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Jennifer/Jen/Dickface. 19. Hufflepuff. Located in the thumb of a mitten, but this is my real home. I have a voice sometimes, and sometimes I do words.

Specialties include crying over my ships and being a douchebag. To quote Jen Lancaster, I have a certain "jackass sais quoi."

Need a pick-me-up?

Things you should know + reference posts.

I love these people and you should too.
ships tags ff.net

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

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Oh, I checked out David Levithan’s Boy Meets Boy from work today and oh my GOD, you guys, it’s so good so far. There’s a trans girl and gay boys and like 97% of their environment is super accepting of them and it’s so sarcastic but genuine and aaaaah so far I’m in love.

But now, sleep.

haanigram:

if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit

darren: *has one 5-song EP out*
me: *has 278 darren criss songs in itunes*

anniethedirewolf:

hogwarts founders | helga hufflepuff

sweet hufflepuff, from valley broad

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preschooler: Miss Becky, this isn't juice
me: really? what is it?
preschooler: it's blood
preschooler: i think from a cat I killed

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